talking about myself, listening to the trendy music (and telling everyone I've always hated it when it becomes uncool), wearing nike shorts year round...with leggings and uggs in the wintertime (sometimes I forget the shorts and just wear leggings), practicing my dance moves to NICKELBACK songs...they sure are talented!, saying the word "hella" in front of all adjectives, mumbling incoherently, wishing michael jordan still played BASEBALL (he wasn't that great of a basketball player), quoting movies i've never seen, bar hopping (not actually going in to bars, but literally HOPPING on one foot to and from bars), bringing my own boom-box to a public pool and listening to my nickelback cd loudly while I suntan...I just can't stand what they play on the radio!, purposefully not eating anything before I give blood so I can faint later in front of a lot of people (I need the attention), and i just LOVE that new song by old crow medicine show--wagonwheel, drop-kicking snickers bars on campus at night
if you can't sense the sarcasm, my life is one big fail.
