Tuesday, April 7, 2009

never read twilight before bed

I had a very weird dream last night. Usually I don't remember my dreams, but I do sometimes if they scare me. This may be the nerdiest/stereotypical girl thing I could say right now, but you'll need to be familiar with the Twilight movie to follow me on this...and please fight the urge to roll your eyes at this moment.

So in my dream, I was Bella Swann, human. Edward, a vampire, and I were in love (duh), but we were running from these OTHER vampires. Edward kept promising that he loved me and would never hurt me like those other vampires would. I had a feeling he was lying; even though I was Bella in this dream, the way I reassured myself that Edward wouldn't try to kill me was because that's what the Twilight books said. But suddenly, he turned all evil on me and started chasing me trying to bite me...I woke up afraid of Robert Pattinson.

I mean, I feel comfortable saying 50% or more of the girls at Auburn are borderline obsessed with Twilight. Maybe my new fear of Robert Pattinson will help me tone it down.